Here’s the lettuce man
Getting his award
Step right up
And Mr. Tomato
Take a bow and they scream
Here comes lemon
And their screaming rock star
The artist showcase of
Extreme creativity
And here’s the chain of beauty
Chefs, restaurants and mothers
Who chopped all the vegetables
And their screaming rock star
And in the back row
They pass out
All those people who thought
God left these things
Because he loves me so